Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Police Blotter

The police here in my county have been terribly busy and overworked with the rise in crime here recently.  


The local college is now in session and with it comes the typical foolishness and mayhem. When these young people get away from home and are under the influence of book learnin' and strenuous thinkin', things tend to get a bit...ummmmm.....rowdy.


A man and two male juveniles reportedly were throwing rocks at vehicles and at a wasp nest on Alder St.


A man reportedly came into someone's office on Water St. and yelled and shook his finger at the person.


A woman on Columbia St. reportedly continues to slam doors.


A man with a dog on a leash reportedly walked up to a person's porch on North Airport Rd. and scared a cat.


A loud party with a "Happy 21st Birthday" sign on a door was reported on Haley Ct.


Folks here have to put up with a lot of naughtiness.
A lot.

But,
I have Biskit,
my lazy, uh, LOYAL 
guard dog.

" Off-see-fer Biskit portin' fer doo-tee ma'am! "


Well, I know I'll be sleeping well tonight.

Have a fantastic, crime free day!!

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