Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Police Blotter

I haven't posted here for an entire week.  It seems I did something to our internet connection, but it got fixed!  Here's my repairman...he's a useful little engine.  I'll keep feeding him and see if he sticks around.





 So, did ya miss me??  Really? I missed me too!

Are ya waitin' fer something?  Oooooooohhhhhhh........right.

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The Police Blotter.

Recently, our local newspaper reported the following mayhem and foolishness....

A black cow reportedly was in the roadway on Naneum Road.

A residence on Main St. reportedly was broken into and the suspect admitted to doing it.
Thank you suspect!  The police work entirely way too hard around here--you just made solving this crime a little easier.

A larger animal, possibly an elk, was stuck in a barbed wire fence on Hayward Rd.

A person reportedly asked if it was legal to carry a loaded firearm in a vehicle if you have a concealed pistol license.
I'm quite certain this is not related to the previous call.

Two men wearing boxing gloves reportedly were boxing on 12th St. while 10 bystanders videotaped it.
Any one seen that one on YouTube yet?? ;)

A woman reportedly was driving a pickup around the block on Idaho Ave. and watching her dog run around the outside of the truck while running stop signs.

Okay, there are just some things I can't explain.

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These 2 nuts had an exciting day....

Look at them,
so sweet and innocent...



Someone was spraying the field across the road from us.
He had a big, loud, fancy piece of equipment
with cool folding spray arms.  

EVERY TIME
that guy got to our end of the field
he would turn around and go back.
Soooooooo,
each and every time
this guy would turn around...
Biskit and Hope

would start bouncing, jumping and racing around,
while bursting into 
high pitched,spastic barking fits 
each.
and.
every time.
that machine turned around.
Moments later, 
at the height of the frenzy...
 Betsey Belle and Fireball
would decide that 
they NEEDED
to get all riled up as well,
(somethin' must be goin' on-right?)
sooooooooo,
they would start 
jumping and racing around as well,
punctuated with crazy barking fits, 
YES!
each.
and.
every. 
time.
that machine turned around.
**They DID NOT want to go outside though.**
Sooooooo,
Emmaline and I soon came to the conclusion
that the field across the road
is one BIG field.
and
that the man spraying the field 
must have had a long day.

Because we sure did.
I just hope that farmer guy enjoys his sprayed field. 

1 comment:

Otto said...

Next up, I get an e-mail... right? ;)