Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Biskit on Patrol: Aliens?

Today the air got colder...
then, curiously,
 the sky started to flake into tiny pieces and fall onto the earth...

 
Don't be alarmed!!
Biskit, our fearless guard dog, is on the case.

 Biskit was brave and full of courage 
as she stalked out onto the porch to take a look-see...
She pondered the evidence:
was this aliens?  or something more sinister?
Hope wanted to know if there had been a flash...
After entertaining some deep thoughts, 
Biskit leapt fearlessly 
into the the cottony flakes of doom...
 For our safety, Biskit asked us to stay up on the porch 
while she braved the fluff invasion from the sky.
She checked the road and some of the surrounding fields...
Biskit performed a thorough search of the strangely slick road
and investigated down into the last remains of the ditch water. 
She cased the contents of the tangled weeds and then,
without any thought to her own safety, 
stuck her nose down into a few snake holes. 
Biskit endured to the end...
Hope dearly wanted to know if there had been a flash--
but Biskit would not be distracted from her patrol
and ordered Hope back to the porch.
Even though she was at her home base, 
she continued to sniff for signs of danger, 
but the culprits had been careful to cover their tracks,
We all await her advice-even the goats.
But Hope was impatient and peristant
so Biskit had to be firm with her;
"This needs to stop.
Just get over the 'flash' thing...no body saw a flash!"

Biskit's Report: 
Perimeter patrolled.
Conclusions drawn: 
1.  There was no flash recorded
2.  There are no aliens today
AND
3.  Respect the sky flakes:
they are not a toy.

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