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to

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I've updated my

"About Me"

on this blog.

I have to admit

FULLY

that we've moved

from Washington state

to South Carolina state.

For realsies.

BTW

that's my new joke.

Where are you from?

Washington.

Then the listener assumes you mean...

Washington D.C.

So

You are

FORCED

COMPELLED

ARM TWISTED

into saying the stupidest thing...

the word that I think is ridiculous!!!

"State"

We moved from 

Washington STATE

(The West Coast)

SO...

now...

when someone wants to know my new address

(because we just moved from the apartment to a rental house)

I say my new street address...

and then add..

that's in Greenville..

South Carolina

STATE.

It's my passive aggressive way

of 

bein' funny.

Yeah, I know

I know

It's

REALLY

REALLY

HARD 

to remember where all those dad gum states are placed

on the west coast.

I can see how it would be

COMP*LI*CATED.

NO

we did not live near Mexico.

Try Canada.

OKAY?

"I love you"

That's the West Coast version of...

the southern expression...

"bless your heart"

(translation:  wow...you ARE an idiot...bless your heart)

So,

I love you...

Even if you can't get ALL those SO MANY pesky states 

on the west coast 

in order.

:: Ahem ::

So,

I love you...

Even if you think my husband DROVE to his medical conference

(Left Wednesday-got back Sunday)

in 

Oregon.

:: Kaff Kaff ::

So,

I love you...

Even if you wear wool coats, hats and scarves

and moan that you're cold

when it's 68 degrees.

I'll only roll my eyes and smirk when ya aren't lookin'

Tee Hee!

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In other earth shattering news....

On my table...right now...

I have a bunch of mugs...

:: sigh ::

need to let some of these guys go...

we live in sweet tea country now.

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Okay...

no more making fun of the Southerners...

I'm one of them now.

STOP.

IT.